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New teacher joined in the school

New teacher joined in the school 😊
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good 👏 Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 😜😝
Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......
😂😂😂
In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜


KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
😪😪


Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂...
Next generation LKG poem

Chatting chatting
💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬
Yes papa
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Girlfriend setting
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋👰👰
No papa
🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
Telling lie
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
No papa
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Open your whatsaap
💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬
HaHaHaHaHaHa.......
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😛😛😛

💞💞💞motha  groupkkum send panunga
     Marketla
puthusu

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