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தயிராக மாற்ற முடியாத ஒரே பால் – ஒட்டகப்பால்

👉தயிராக மாற்ற முடியாத ஒரே பால் –  ஒட்டகப்பால் 👉ஒட்டகத்தை விட அதிக நாட்கள் தண்ணீர் இன்றி வாழும் ஒரு உயரினம் – கங்காரு எலி. 👉துருவக் கரடிகள் அனைத்துமே இடது கை பழக்கம...

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Superb Story

****** Rakesh was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a  hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.." That evening, his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and Rakesh thought of testing the same. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?" Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.... So he moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still...

technology HURTS

A wife👩 was calling out for her husband👨 from the kitchen🏠 to help her with the dishes🍛🍝, but did not get a response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep😌 on his files📕, tired of work. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face😐, played with his hair softly, sweetly and..... *PHATTTAKK 👋*  😵✨....slapped his face!!!The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!Then the wife showed him her phone 📱 which showed.... "Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😡😂... 😂😂😜

Oru aalu oru kaka valarthan.....

Atha touch panna romba smootha softa irrukum.... Avan adukku yenna per vaippan?😄 MI-CRO-SOFT🐧🐧 Why do munivars have so much resistance to wordly pleasures?? Coz they keep chanting ohm ohm ohm...which is the unit of resistance....  😣😣😣 Eppadi namma physics??😜 90 thadava paavam senjaa..... 45 thadava maatipenga...eppadi?? Sin90=cot45😳 How do flies communicate with each other??? Eee-mail😭😭 Elephant and erumbu were classmates. Elephant was a regular student but erumbu was an absentee. Why??? Because that was a cut'erumbu!!😷😜😝 neenga kadupu aana maathiri..... matha groupskum send panni kadupu yaethikongo ... 😜

CPS:பங்களிப்பு ஓய்வூதிய நிதி

CPS:பங்களிப்பு ஓய்வூதிய நிதியில் இருந்து 25 சதவீத தொகையை திரும்ப பெறலாம் தமிழகத்தில் 2 லட்சம் அரசு ஊழியர்கள் பயன்பெறுவார்கள் புதிய ஓய்வூதிய திட்டத்தில் உள்ள அரசு ...

இருசக்கர வாகன ஓட்டிகளுக்கு தலைக்கவசம் அவசியம் என்பதை உணர்த்தும் விபத்துகள்

போளூர் அருகே இன்று மதியம் நடந்த விபத்தில் பள்ளிமாணவன் இறந்த சம்பவம் போளூர்அடுத்த மட்டப்பிரையூரில்  அரசு பஸ் மோதி இருசக்கரத்தில் வந்த பள்ளி மாணவன் பரிதாபமாக உயி...

Whatever is written in your destiny will never change no matter how much you try to!

Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day” Guy: “But I'm not ready!” Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my list” Guy: “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?” Then death said, “All right“ The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it; Death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list. When death woke up he said to the guy, “Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.” Moral: Whatever is written in your destiny will never change no matter how much you try to!

Super insults

Smart answer by a female... On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to gift it to my wife..!!' Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜 A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...... 😂😂😂 😝😝😝😝😝😝 .................................. Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don't know 😏 Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀 Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don't know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 😝😜😜😜😜😜...

Who is Happy ???

Very interesting must read....😊 Who is Happy ??? A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan... This swan is so white and I am so black...crow thought. This swan must be the happiest bird in the world. He expressed his thoughts to the swan. "Actually," the swan replied, "I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colors. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation." The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, "I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock. I have only two colors, but the peacock has multiple colors." The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him. After the people had left, The crow approached the Peacock.. Dear Peacock, You are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the hap...

Keep smiling

A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing... Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed..???? He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...?????? Then he told these beautiful lines...; " when you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again... then why do you cry  again and again on the same worry" So enjoy your every moment of life..!! Life is beautiful?????? Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:- (1) Nothing  permanent in this world, not even our troubles. (2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears. (3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed. Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you want to see smiling.

நாங்கள் திமுகவிலிருந்து

Forwarded msg நாங்கள் திமுகவிலிருந்து வெளியேற்றப்படவும் இல்லை; வெளியேறவும் இல்லை. -திருமா # ஈயம் பூசுனமாதிரியும் இருக்கணும்! பூசாத மாதிரியும் இருக்கணும்! தமிழக அரசு என் பார்வ...

மனைவி கணவனிடம் எதிர்பார்க்கும் 37 விசயங்கள் :-

01. அன்பாக , பிரியமாக இருக்க வேண்டும். 02. மனது புண்படும்படி பேசக் கூடாது. 03. கோபப்படக்கூடாது. 04. சாப்பாட்டில் குறை சொல்லக் கூடாது 05. பலர் முன் திட்டக்கூடாது. 06. எந்த இடத்திலும் ம...

ராமசாமியும், மாடசாமியும் நண்பர்கள்...

ராமசாமியும், மாடசாமியும் நண்பர்கள்... அருகருகே  இருக்கும் வீட்டில் வசிப்பவர்கள்... ராமசாமி பி.டெக் முடித்தவுடன் வளாக நேர்காணலில் வருடம் நான்கு லட்சம் சம்பளத்தில் வ...