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3 people were waiting at the gates of heaven

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3 people were waiting at the gates of heaven

GOD-
Only one can enter...

1st-
I was a priest. I have worshipped you all my life.

2nd-
I was a doctor. I have served you all my life.

3rd-
I was a teacher. Apart from teaching I had to perform the following duties,

Attendance record,

Defaulter lists,

Official work,

Administrative work,

Social work,

Aptitude tests,

Group discussions,

Entrepreneurship cell,

Revaluation,

Practical oral exams,

Newsletters,

R & D cell,

NSS activities,

Robotics,

Intra college events,

Seminars,

Presentations,

Workshops,

Faculty Development prog,

Exam duty,

Election duty,

Admission Round duty,

Assignments,

Term work,

Invigilation,

Paper Checking,

Paper setting,

Counselling,

Remedial classes,

Industrial visits,

Planners,

Discipline,

Website,

Hospitality,

Exhibitions,

Student Clubs,

Pamphlet design,

Banner design,

Guest lectures,

Annual sports,

Traditional day,

Annual gathering,

And

2 to 5 hrs per week stay after working hrs,
And..........

GOD-
Please stop!
Don't make me cry
You have already gone through hell,

Welcome to heaven!

All those who says teaching is an easy job...

Salute to all teachers...

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