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An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".

An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained his senses, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife. 😀😀😀
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste.😂😂😂😂😂

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