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In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks

A man dies.. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks..!!
He asks angel: "What are these for?"
Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves..!!"
The man points towards a clock n asks:
"Whose clock is this??"
Angel says:
its Swamy Vivekanand's. .. It never moved,
showing that he never told lie...
then The man asks:
Where are Jayalalitha & karunanidhi clocks???
Angel replies:
Those 2 are in our office ... We use them as TABLE FANS..!!😜😝😝

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