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World Happy Husband Day

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*
Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities. 

*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– *Al Gore* 

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– *Michael Jordan* 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– *Barack Obama* 

When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs* 

And the best one is…

Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt* 

*World Happy Husband Day !!* 💐😀🎉😇🎊😅
*Laughter Therapy* 😂😁😜🤣

While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, 
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".

Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????

Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 😀😜

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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! 
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse?? 
            
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
            
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
     
            

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
            
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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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😝😂🤣😜
Share to make others smile...laughter works like medicine! ✌✌✌✌...

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